Thursday, March 7, 2013

Harnessing the Power of Zombies as an Energy Source

Harnessing the Power of Zombies as an Energy Source

Zombies are not just to run away from anymore. Reports have stated that the government is working on making turbines that will be driven by zombies in order to create hydroelectric power. The turbines will have machines that dangle brains in front of the zombies who will then move these giant turbines themselves, creating massive amount of energy. This will lower our dependence on foreign oil and other forms of harnessing energy. This can be very beneficial to the country because we will eradicate the zombies form our society and also save the environment by creating energy in a non polluting, or destructive manner. Here in America, gas prices will also be able to drop since the need for foreign oil will be significantly reduced.


Friday, March 1, 2013

You know what really grinds my gears? How theres no Mountain Dew in schools across America. Kids deserve to be blessed by the tase of gold, and its also educational because it fuels the dreams of champions. If this country is that concerned about challenging the minds of kids in schools everywhere, then JUST DEW IT.